If you were to ask me who the laziest person I know, I would say it is myself.It is almost sinful. And I realize that overall, I cannot believe I am half of the man dad s – who is literally the hardest working person *I* know.

I am so privleged to even WRITE this. In my life – I had my car insurance chosen and provided/paid for; had my EZ pass paid for by, I was told to buy a Honda or Toyota; I was told it has to be beige. I came home because I had to, only moved out with PRUSSIA out of half desperation. just. And then PRSA2LOL help made me a lot A LOT of desions .cs .

He helped me buy a new phone, he literally researched them for me; helped me buy a VERY nice laptop, wow. It’s everything I’ve ever needed. Just like the fresh ground coffee beans from Nicaragua!

LOL like the wife in the truman show advertising for coffee, that was pretty funny.

Off track – I was recently diagnosed with OCD which, thank god bc the anxiety and worry I had was not normal. Not the normal amoint

Right now, I’m outside on my parent’s patio, sitting by a bonfire I made with my sister. I use the word ‘with’ liberaly because she was just sitting with me on the patio, but at the other side of the table.

I PROMISE you – the below photo is the first and last AI image I will ever create.

that is NOT my patio situation lol

Maybe I’ll post a pic laterrrr skater

When I don’t have my laptop open, I have a very wise and conscious train of thought. And as soon as I open it, I feel the obligation

Hey for true crime’s sake, if I don’t make a new post by, let’s say, Tuesday, I will have been murdered

i DON’T KNOW why I do that though? Why do I thnik about a scenarion that is very unlikely, (but still possible?) idk

brb I’m texting that hot guy and wI’ll codename him.. (or will I ??? psychooogical trick?) obviously. IVY

When I was on my l… fungal trip last weekend, (oh BOy)

I am nowhere near where I started to be at, but of course that’s okay. Because (this i S A JOKE I DID NOT WRITE, BEAR ME REPEATING (?) the Jelly bean guy in
Rick and Morty

“isn’t that what adventures do? Referencing getting on the rails quite a bit.

Oh, OH, so SO during the ‘upwards’ of my vacation with the fun guys, I reached out to IVY & PHL, offering to deliver cookies to them, because I wanted them for myself, but they didn’t deliver to where I was.

The crickets are always so loud. It’s too rude to rub your stupid little violin-esque LEGS ALL THE TIME you’re disturbing the spacetime continuum.

I need to change. Things are not doing anything. I want to: work somewhere by the beach (#islnd)

I want to live by the ocean and take it easy. I want to work hard at a busy resturant during the on season, and part time, or something else chill. I save money, I rent a room, somehoe? I’ll have to actually sit down.

One second. I’ll be back. ESPECIALLY (and I guess hopefully? weirdly? I’ll lucily hopefully be back before tuesday lol.